MacNCheezus

DEFINITELY do not replace the second “t” with “gg” and the “e” with “a”. Especially after doing what OP told you not to do.

Tapping the sign now costs $1.

A dollar always costs one dollar. What changes is the price of goods.

It's probably pork and you know it.

Or quail

Of course not. I went out to my weekend cabin in the forest and spent all day dressing it up in 800 lbs of steak just to snap a picture, because I got it like that.

Why is this a shitpost? It's absolutely correct and factual.

The unlikely cure for alcoholism? More booze.

Harry Stoner and the Bonghit of Doom

I’m pretty certain it’s not me