Hello,
Thank you for expressing your interest in the role and submitting an application!
Before we can move forward please send over a copy if your resume, cover letter, and a brief video of you lashing yourself with wire and reciting our company's core values.
Looking forward to hearing back!
Kathy Somethingorother
HR Generalist
Cintact Info
Big Company
Dumb Quote
Not to detract from the statement being made but many people will sign away all their money regardless of their income.
Y- you thought i took the comment in the meme seriously?
Stawman
It will take all of us.
Also, consider having the compassion to not create a mess for the cleanup crew.
Relate
Ohhhh, OP...
You're so badagascar 😏
My experience is slightly different:
me listening to my air conditioner run non-stop
Goddamn fucking condensation shorted the fan controller, again. Hijo de PUTA
Yes, I can touch-type.
I prefer colemak but abandoned it due to the prevalence of QWERTY.
I quite like 60% boards with tactile and clicky switches.
I've only used a few makes so i couldn't say if i preferred one over another.
Having preferences isn't ablism.
It's to do with isolation. Those in power want us isolated and afraid.
Evolution by Stephen Baxter (Wikipedia) was an interesting read.
Note: Baxter can be dry at times but i always enjoy the worlds he creates.