MHLoppy

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The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree” in the traditional sense, it can be tough to land that ever-elusive interview. I’m constantly thinking of new ways to at least give hiring managers a second of pause before they throw my resume in the trash. And I think I’ve got something, even if the lamest people on the planet will probably call it “stolen valor.” [...]

 

As President Trump’s Epstein ties continue to dominate headlines, Trump is wielding every measure at his disposal to divert public attention away from the scandal. Now, after making a series of controversial statements about getting Coke to use cane sugar and warning the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the “Redskins,” he’s attempting his most desperate distraction tactic yet: President Trump has threatened to commit suicide unless the Malcolm In The Middle reboot brings back the original Dewey instead of recasting him. [...]

 

That and more questions answered in brief by COVER CEO Motoaki Tanigo after another successful hololive Night in Los Angeles

 

A new rating scale, launched this week, will allow Western governments to more clearly express which meaningless platitude they are using about the situation in Gaza today.

Advocates say the new system will help reduce confusion about exactly what empty statement is being expressed, while Governments continue to do nothing. “I had a situation last week where I thought my government was Profoundly Troubled by the slaughter of civilians in Gaza, but it turns out they were only Deeply Dismayed. This new system will make things a lot clearer and avoid any confusion,” Australian Jess Koh said. [...]

 

Pixiv source (has higher res, losslessly compressed image)

 

After spending over $6,000 on a propane grill and accessories, Robert Arsenault has to date grilled only hot dogs and hamburgers. Arsenault, 39, recently renovated the patio of his family home to include space for what he calls, “The Fortress of Grillitude.” [...]

 

Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell as she stepped into the Florida courthouse’s windowless office, with eyewitnesses reporting that she then carefully shuffled over to a plastic-wrapped chair after briefly slipping on the slick, sheeted floor. [...]

 

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is set to meet with Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell a few hours before she is found dead by suicide in her heavily guarded cell, sources confirmed.

“Ms. Maxwell was a close friend and associate of Jeffrey Epstein and we believe she is the key to getting to the bottom of what the disgraced financier and convicted sex offender had been up to behind he scenes. I’m looking forward to talking with her about how she has never met President Trump, and how the Obama administration used Epstein’s island as their home base,” said Blanche. [...]

 

President and former pen pal of Jeffery Epstein, Donald Trump has finally released his version of the controversial ‘Epstein client list’.

The one page document, which was written in Sharpie, lacked any evidence and grammar; but did manage to name multiple people Trump alleges were involved with the clients.

The entire contents of the document was as follows: “IT WAS OBAMA BIDEN AND COLBERT” [...]

 

In short:

Bendigo Bank says it plans to close its agency locations across New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia and Western Australia.

The bank says its agency model, established 30 years ago, is no longer viable with decreasing customer use playing a role.

What's next?

Bendigo Bank plans to close the 28 agency locations in October.


Note: branches =/= agencies:

Bendigo Bank has announced that it will be shutting down its agency model, which allowed customers to access banking services from smaller locations such as newsagencies [...] and "enabled the bank to offer limited banking services via third parties in areas where there was not enough customer demand to sustain a branch".

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Unfortunately it's also the monkeys holding the money here ):

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her voting record (again with the disclaimer that we're relying on this one source for that information) is thankfully on the short side. If excluding anything that's only "believe in climate change and that queer people exist" (and not the much larger "social and environmental issues" scope), the majority still looks overall progressive to me.

Very non-exhaustive examples:

  • [for] Increasing access to subsidised childcare
  • [for] Increasing housing affordability
  • [for] Ending immigration detention on Nauru
  • [for] Reducing tax on lowest income bracket
  • [for] The territories being able to legalise euthanasia
  • [against] Reducing tax concessions for high socio-economic status

She then does have the stuff that Frog alluded to:

  • [against] Criminalising wage theft
  • [against] Improving pay and conditions for gig workers
  • [mixed] Increasing workplace protections
  • [mixed] Increasing workplace protections for women

But even mixed-tending-against can be a sliver more progressive than status quo in a policy area, since status quo typically means voting against all changes.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've come back to this because of how cute the art is *_*

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If the majority of her voting positions* don't align with "big L liberals" then it seems an inaccurate way to classify her, even if she's not voting progressively on some key things like workers rights etc. Social and environmental issues (which is a significantly expanded scope compared to the previously stated subsets of just [climate change + queer people existing]!) covers a lot of important policy areas.

Given that her voting record seems to be unambiguously and substantially more progressive than any of the LNP members I glanced at, it would be more accurate to describe her record as broadly-progressive-except-in-X.

* relying on this source - I don't know whether this generalizes accurately to her actual voting or not, but I'm assuming it's at least decently accurate

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Daily reminder for what this independent stands for. She is a big L Liberal who just happens to believe in climate change and that queer people exist.

I'm not sure I can agree - using your own source, here are the people which her votes most closely aligned with, in descending order:

Agreement Name Party / Electorate
97% Zoe Daniel Independent Representative for Goldstein
94% Kylea Tink Independent Representative for North Sydney
94% Sophie Scamps Independent Representative for Mackellar
92% Zali Steggall Independent Representative for Warringah
92% Allegra Spender Independent Representative for Wentworth
92% Kate Chaney Independent Representative for Curtin
91% Helen Haines Independent Representative for Indi
81% Andrew Wilkie Independent Representative for Clark
79% Max Chandler-Mather Australian Greens Representative for Griffith
77% Dai Le Independent Representative for Fowler
77% Elizabeth Watson-Brown Australian Greens Representative for Ryan
76% Stephen Bates Australian Greens Representative for Brisbane
75% Adam Bandt Australian Greens Representative for Melbourne

Slightly below that are 95% of current/former ALP members ranging from 62% to 42% in one almost-contiguous block, with 95% of current/former LNP members below that at 40% to 18% in another almost-contiguous block. If her voting record was just LNP + [climate change / queer people existing] then these numbers don't make sense.

There look to be (based on this source) several other policy areas that aren't in the bucket of [climate change / queer people existing] where she's voted progressively. I don't think judging based on a single policy is the right way to accurately classify political leanings here.

edit: softened language slightly because I was just broody about something unrelated to this thread when I first replied

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for letting us know that your conviction is just performative shoe-pissing.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Okay, in do-or-die wartime I can accept some suppression of the truth.

If you genuinely believe the situation in the US is so bad and analogous to wartime that it's worth spreading and supporting lies for the sake of "winning" then you need to stop wasting your time commenting on nottheonion posts and go figure out how to win. At the very least don't waste time talking to people like me who spend time on truth, set up an automated posting farm and flood the entire internet with anti-Trump propaganda with no attention wasted on what's true or otherwise ethical or moral.

If it's not that bad and you can afford to piss away time here then you can still afford the truth.

Pick a consistent position and take actions that align with whatever you pick, but don't try to have your cake and eat it too, it just comes across as hypocrisy to the rest of us. I hope to either see you around or not see you for a few years -- and nothing in-between.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

The short paragraphs thing predates smartphones and the collapse of print newspapers (here's a paper from 1996 that does it), so fwiw I don't think it's that. I assume it's some sort of stylistic / presentation thing that's just normalized in news reporting. Maybe it's an outdated holdover from print media somehow (where presumably more spacing = more expensive, so it presumably wasn't a financial motivation) but I think orgs would've moved on by now if it was purely done for unnecessary legacy reasons.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Accepting whatever makes "the other side" look bad instead of fighting for the truth is the reason we're in this thread talking about that dipshit [Trump]. I'm not sure I'll ever understand why the fuck people in this thread fighting against that so hard

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump is a convicted felon, promoted beans at the resolute desk, received millions of dollars in inauguration fundraising from big tech, has his own cryptocurrency which he promoted by promising presidential access, and is being called a madman by economists for the least stable US economic policy since Bretton Woods.

Trump is not like "other country leaders". Historically the above would be disqualifying for "other country leaders". You can't cover news about him like "other country leaders". I almost can't believe that you're saying that you can.

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