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A local woman has discovered that her accrued credit in sleepiness does not transfer from her couch to her bed.

Cory Lachlan, 26, made the disturbing discovery when she finally decided to head to bed after getting Netflix’s “Are you still watching?” pop-up for the third time that evening. It was only once she was tucked in all nice and cozy that she learned the harsh truth.

“They say it can’t transfer since I got sleepy in a different geographic region of the apartment,” despairs Lachlan, who lives in a 300 square foot studio. “I tried repeating my work. But once I got to bed, I totally flunked out.” [...]

Mythmash announcement thingy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6guF3BHlR4U (tl;dw it seems like it's just 3 MV collabs between myth and JP members lol)

Business, universities, and investors have jointly urged the federal government to commit to cutting the cost of red tape by 25% by 2030,

The UK wants to allow 16 and 17-year-olds to vote in the next general election in 2029. 5 experts give their verdicts on if Australia should do the same.

Some of the harshest criticism of high immigration is coming from people who work for the exact organisations that have supported high immigration for decades.

In a confusing turn of events, Donald Trump was welcomed to Scotland by bagpipes this week, with locals unable to tell which overinflated, blustering bag of air was which. [...]

It was a scam so simple it took just minutes on your phone, where you could tell the tax office how much money to pay you, and it came through within days.

The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree” in the traditional sense, it can be tough to land that ever-elusive interview. I’m constantly thinking of new ways to at least give hiring managers a second of pause before they throw my resume in the trash. And I think I’ve got something, even if the lamest people on the planet will probably call it “stolen valor.” [...]

As President Trump’s Epstein ties continue to dominate headlines, Trump is wielding every measure at his disposal to divert public attention away from the scandal. Now, after making a series of controversial statements about getting Coke to use cane sugar and warning the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the “Redskins,” he’s attempting his most desperate distraction tactic yet: President Trump has threatened to commit suicide unless the Malcolm In The Middle reboot brings back the original Dewey instead of recasting him. [...]