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Old school adventure games are great for these sorts of use cases, though they may not be to your taste since they can be a little dense. Grab yourself Frotz to gain access to the entire back catalog of Infocom's text adventures plus a entire library of modern user-made selections.

ScummVM also gets you access to a decade or two of LucasArts and Sierra Online's classics.

Only a spoonful

Oh shit I was wondering what early '00s TV show I remembered his name from

Oh god it's Normal Al Yankovic

The polito form is dead, Insect

I tried to run TF2 on a A4-3400 without a dedicated graphics card under Mint with Wine once like twelve years ago. It was...uh, not playable

Year of the COBOL comeback

The fact that Alex Jones was even willing to speak to him means he's not a threat to anything of note. (See also: The Krassenstein brothers)

Also, anyone who'd willingly speak to Alex Jones is a dumbass

Can't hear the dialogue for the voice

The 2000s sucked in general. Pretty much everything kind of seemed like an afterthought.

Anyone remember Drawn Together? No

Does this mean I can submit to join BRICS on a individual basis without the US retaliating against me

By rounding up and submitting 12 other white people per day to be processed in my stead. (Also being a postal employee)