M68040

God, what little imagination these people have. I want a world where the American dominionist crowd hold no sway over me, and I mean no sway over me. Why would I vie to reject their religious framework just to have to resign to life spent their prisoner on a philosophical and cultural level?

I am a delivery automaton animated by caffeine pills. (Well, at least I ditched the energy drinks. I’d never give up on coffee, though)

I am not declaring a damn thing (Aside from the declaration that i am not declaring a damn thing. And all subsequent declarations that I am declaring that I am not declaring a damn thing.)

I swear part of the reason it's remained legal where weed hasn't is that it's incredibly unpleasant. Every time I touch hard liquor it all just tastes like burning and I get the worst heartburn of my life when i try to sleep.

I hate how the christian right just kind of sit there and raise a stink whenever society doesn't prostrate itself before them. I also hate that i'm expected to just hand them that sort of clout.

I don’t want healing. Why would I “come together” with a bunch of people I expressly hate?

Something about the slightly Great Depression use of "Glorified" to indicate that a dish has been improved or garnished (as in "Glorified Rice") amuses me. It's like the culinary marketing jargon equivalent of seeing an Archaeopteryx.

Taketekanddie

GOD I hate Tucker.

Yoshihage Kira, but for legs

I just explained Sagging becoming a culture war issue like fourteen years ago to someone.