Lushed_Lungfish

Keep an eye out for a giant space cylinder my friends.

Well, stealing land and getting rid of people they don't like are among the core founding values of America so this tracks.

Uh, America had free speech? First I'm hearing about it.

Welp, you lot either voted for it or didn't bother to vote at all, so you'll excuse me whilst I play the world's tiniest violin.

Oh good. Now they know what it's been like for the rest of us for decades.

Here's are my primary rebuttals to vaccine skeptics:

"Vaccines cause autism" - so you'd rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

"Don't trust the science behind them" - then you probably shouldn't trust the science behind anaesthesia either.

"I have an immune system, I don't need a vaccine" - You have legs, you don't need a car.

"We did okay for thousands of years without them" - We as a species didn't spend the majority of our existence crammed into cities incubating disease. Even then, we had things like the plague which killed a third of Europe.

Actually, I think I'm doing pretty well for a guy my age. Certainly better than the average. However, I could stand to do better.

I don't actually eat bacon everyday. Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I do.

Got any tips for an older gent that's looking for some gains? Not trying to look like Chris Hemsworth, but a healthy muscle tone would be nice.

40 and still doing great!

Give "Love Letter" a try.

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

I am in no way a decent human and even I hate pedophiles.