Lucien

Y'all make fun of Worf for being an absent dad, but homie sure as hell made sure Alexander's chemistry game was on point

The captains:

For some reason I just imagine it looking very much like this

Nice idea, here's a boat. Kill your own citizens, though.

That's something about Tarantino I did not know

It probably worked because Anheuser-Busch employees are unionized, and they would strike if the company tried to fire the contractors for voting to unionize.

I love Tarantino films; major fan. But I don't think he's capable of nuance or subtext, both of which are heavily used in the franchise. I would also abhor a "hard R" Star Trek film. It would be right up there with the Kelvin films. There's no way in hell the fan base would allow something like that to be canonized. The only alternative I could see is if it involved time travel and all of the "hard R"s were from humans from the past.

Written in an invented language only the two of you know

Is there an alternative that isn't an FBI front?

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Yo

That episode absolutely slaps