Lucien

joined 2 years ago

If you had a gay bar, what would you call it? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The Cock Pit

Sad to inform you the wedding is cancelled. No refunds. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.

Sad to inform you the wedding is cancelled. No refunds. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That's why he got shot.

Ukraine videos are like Where's Wally for Nazi symbols in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Or Peppa Pig

This is real theory in c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Trans War Profiteer

😂 They're so hard to open! in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

ypepo amirite

Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Yo, I just found out what proof I'd need for god to be real. If this happens, I'm becoming a Muslim.

Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Middle east of Scotland, maybe

Dear Santa, I have been a good nonbinary entity this year and only want one thing for Christmas in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At first I thought she said she was going to be beheaded and I got really happy. I think I have lysdexia.

Someone hear something? Nah, must be the wind. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

We responded to the distress call, just not the way you wanted us to

Someone hear something? Nah, must be the wind. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Ain't that the damned truth

Yemen POG in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Bro imagine sending the ships around south america, too, and they're just stuck in this infinite loop around the southern hemisphere because of two extremely based countries.