Lost_My_Mind

So, I look at this bottle of lemonaid. 130 calories per 8fl oz.

That seems simple enough. But it's liquid. Why do the calories even metabolize at all? Why do they not simply get pee'd out? I understand with solid food, it's because your body takes the chewed up food, and puts it into your stomach, where it then decomposes.

But the liquid shouldn't even have time to decompose. It's liquid.

Also, I don't understand when you gain the calories. If I eat 3 of these snacks that say 100 calories, which is now 300 calories, do I gain the calories over the next few hours? Or is it delayed a day or two?

Because there will be days when I eat almost NOTHING, and then my scale says I gained 3 lbs. But then there's other days where I feel I ate like a slob, and somehow lost 2 lbs.

So I'm wondering if it's delayed as it decomposes.

Losing weight is hard, but it might be easier if I understood the rules of how this all works.

Also, do farts have weight? Like if I weigh myself, and then after that let out a massive fart, and weigh myself again, would there be any weight difference? Or is it just weightless air that FEELS like you're lighter afterwards?

I tried to explain the concept of cute aggression to someone who's never experienced it before. It did not go well. They thought I wanted to hurt puppies.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's when you see a cute thing, like a puppy. And it makes you want to shake the puppy and hug him so tight that his body turns into liquefied puppy batter that splatters all over your face.

.....I'm bad at explaining things.

I just had an amazing idea, that I need in my life.

William Shatner needs to perform a spoken word rendition of "Pants on the ground", in the spirit of "Rocketman".

Let's crowdfund this, and make it happen.

It's Tim's fault. It's all Tim's fault.

Blame Tim.

Something going wrong in your life?

Blame Tim.

What did Tim do? Something, I imagine. He's always the one who did it.

Blame Tim.

What happened that Tim is responsible for in your life? Did he forget to buy milk and left the empty carton in the fridge? Did he forget to take the trash out on Wednesday? Did he kill your wife and blame it on the cat? The cat isn't to blame. Tim is to blame.

How do I know?

Look. You're not getting it. We're blaming Tim today, ok?

It's all Tim's fault.

So about 10-15 years ago they closed Lakewood hospital and tore it down.

Now it's just a big grass feild, with no signs of future building, but it's all blocked off with fences.

Why?

If you're not going to do anything with the land, put in some swingsets, and monkey bars. Make it a small little park for the kids. Maybe put some bushes in, some picnic tables.

The land isn't flat, or else it would be a great place to play football games.

Why let the land just be abandoned but blocked off?

"Tonight on QUEEF WATCH! We take a look at various queefs across the city, and ask bartenders if they can identify their patrons by the sound of their queef!

cut to clip

queef noise

"That was Laura."

queef noise

"That was Britney."

queef noise

"That was Abby."

"And later on the show, we'll be interviewing three generations of women. A woman, a daughter, and a grand daughter to find out which generation has the superior queef!"

"Wouldn't all of them be daughters though? Every woman is SOMEBODIES daughter..."

"Well, yeah, but I said it like that so you got a sense of the generations"

"Yeah, I get that, but it's still a weird thing to say. It distracts more than it attracts."

queef noise

"That was Amber."

I told my friend that my dad got 3 DUI's. Which surprised him. My friend didn't know you could get that many DUI's. He asked "So how does he get around?". So I told him "Well, he lives in Florida, so he drives."

So what you do is you stand on the side of the road, in a cardboard box/lemonaid stand, and it's painted with a sign that says "Join cult here".

Then you go on to tell everyone who's interested in joining that you'd be interested in taking over their daily autonomy, so that you may control what they think, what they do, when they pee, when they sleep, you control their wallet, you control their sex life, their love life, their marriage, everything. You control every aspect of their life, and all they have to do is obey and worship.

Then you hand them a clipboard with an application and a pen on a chain.

At no point do you try to deceive them. You openly tell them that your intentions are to abuse them, take their money, and have them worship false idols, namely you, while you take advantage of them and their family for the rest of their lives. Which if history has taught us anything, will probably end in a mass suicide in some sort of religious ritual.

Then just amass an army of people who joined for whatever reason. What could go wrong?

This video was originally created in 2021, but was released on youtube on June 21st 2025. Within 8 hours of this being released, The United States bombs Iran. So this video will not cover any thing more recent than 2021, and certainly not the recent stuff. Still though, it does do a great job of documenting and explaining how we got to the point we're at now.

I learned a lot from this video. Also, not mentioned in this video, but was mentioned in the comments, is that the oil company discussed in the 1940s that the British controlled that started this whole mess? Later renamed themselves British Petroleum. Yeah. THAT BP. They're still around. This all started because of them.

Sponsered by Tyson chicken. And Mike Tyson punches Neil every time he makes a point. But Neil defends Pluto not being a planet anymore after every point he makes.

C'mon Adult Swim! Greenlight this idea! It wouldn't be the first time you had Mike Tyson on a crazy ass show on your network!

These 18TB drives I have (two of them) are both fine. If I put in my Windows 7 hard drive, windows mounts just fine.

But on my Linux Mint iso usb boot stick, and on my rescuezilla usb boot stick, both sticks refuse to mount these usb drives.

They worked until last night, when my main OS crashed, and won't boot at all now. Luckily I made a backup last night using rescuezilla before I updated.

Which doesn't do me much good when the backup is 600gb, and I don't have a usb stick that big to transfer to, and rescuezilla isn't mounting my hard drives it's saved on.

What do I do?

For a creature that's known for their fashion choices of wearing a white sheet, you'd think there would be more racist ghosts.

They come from a time when it was socially acceptable to be openly racist. Plus, if you go back about 1000 years or so, it was socially acceptable to just murder entire villages because your people didn't like their people.

But anytime you see a ghost, it's always like "oooOOOooooOOOO!! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS ON EARTH!!!"

Like, seriously??? Why would a ghost give a fuck if his finances weren't paid before they died?

And, can we talk about ghostbusters for a second? That one judge was like "Oooh, those are the famous criminals that were brothers! I sent them to death row"

But meanwhile they look NOTHING like humans. But somehow he instantly recognizes them. Are we led to believe they looked like ghoulish monsters when they were alive?

And the librarian looks like a human corpse. So, still human, but, like, after her body has been dead a few weeks. Are we to believe she died, and then her spirit stayed inside her rotting corpse of a body and THEN became a ghost, and retained it's final form?

Either way......never seen a racist ghost. Which I think has to be statistically impossible.