LostXOR

Install TempleOS to sanctify your computer and rid it of demons once and for all.

Yep that's what I meant, but I guess I wasn't clear enough and am now getting downvoted lol.

Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).

MAGA disco?!?!

A 64-bit signed integer can represent timestamps far into the future—roughly 292 billion years in fact, which should cover us until well after the heat death of the universe. Until we discover a solution for that fundamental physical limit, we should be fine.

Come on now, heat death will take far more than 10¹⁰⁰ years, not just 3x10¹¹. It's not the point of the article but get your facts right.

I'm not too worried about the year 2038 problem. I suspect it will be similar to Y2K, with a bit of overhyped panic, but with most stuff being patched beforehand to avoid issues.

The profile pictures are all conventionally attractive women. Lonely men click their profile, wanting to see more, and are led to various malicious sites.

Yeah that would be a somewhat cool feature, but it could also be accomplished with a simple pane of glass.

I'll take your word for it; pretty impressive camera work!

Nothing political, it's just funny.

Great Value™

What if you want to store 12,501 movies?

How else are you supposed to see the live stream from inside it, and get progress notifications and ads?