LostXOR

No.

I second Mint. It's super easy to install (even when dual booting), has a UI that's fairly similar to Windows so it's not too hard to navigate, for the most part just works, and because it's so popular there's a huge amount of information online. I'd recommend Cinnamon for the same reason as it's the most popular edition.

Use it to buy a marker, grab a piece of cardboard from a dumpster, write a short sob story, and beg at the corner of a busy intersection. If you don't care about ethics, have absolutely nothing except the dollar, and need to make more, it's probably your best bet.

Bootloader unlocking used to be much more widespread, but manufacturers are removing that option to prevent users from having control over their devices.

Can't have cancer if you starve to death, therefore food is carcinogenic.

Don't care how good the article is, if the first thing I see when I click on it is an AI slop image I'm not reading it.

I thought it was reported to Santa?

We just need a targeting system to detect the bugs (maybe use LiDAR?) and shoot them with high power pulsed IR lasers. There's absolutely no way this idea could go wrong.

GrapheneOS has this feature, and it's one I definitely couldn't go without.

Changing the post title, content, and author to something like "[deleted]" while keeping comments visible should be sufficient.

If you're on Android you can use yt-dlp in Termux. A little inconvenient but it works.

Rocks exist that are billions of years old, so clearly some things can survive for longer than a million years. And if we don't restrict ourselves to the Earth, something in a high heliocentric orbit could last many billions or perhaps even trillions of years.