LordAmplifier

joined 2 years ago
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 12 hours ago

Being close is such a nice feeling~

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 12 hours ago

speen :D

speeeen :D

speeeeeeen :D

throw up D:

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 12 hours ago

#F5A9B8 at 16,20

It's nice to see a bunch of people come together to do a thing :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

They'd definitely be the cutest emojis in the Fediverse! I don't know how much use they'd actually see, but if it's not too much work to agree on a set of emojis and add them, it'd be a neat little gimmick. If it's too much effort, though, I don't know if it'd be worth it. You could still use them though because, like cally says, they're just images, and the emoji tab is just a shortcut to them.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

You don't need a job to make money! If only I was cute enough to convince a judge that it's not theft.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

When I was a kid, I hated this so much because it was all fat from being overweight. Now that I'm an adult, I kinda like it because there's a lot more muscle in those thighs c:

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Probably English teachers who are into bad boys. Watch me separate these two main clauses with a comma, you want to fail me, teacher, don't you. Yeah, that's what I thought~

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

It'd be so nice to live there without a worry in the world <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's always n+1 loads, where n is the number of loads you've already taken. So don't worry and keep trying! :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

#F5A9B8 at 17,21

My first association with 139 is that it's one number away from 1939, the year WWII began. But it's also a neat-looking number because the numbers 1, 3, and 9 are 3^0^, 3^1^, and 3^2^, which I like a lot.

edit: Oh, and happy cake day! :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You wake up early in the morning because you can barely breathe. You open your eyes and stare right into Espeon's cold, blue eyes as they sit on your chest, slowly suffocating you. If you stay like this, you'll die. But if you move, you'll inconvenience Espeon. What do you do?

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

It's one of the cutest things ever when pets get excited about presents and look at them like, "What's this? Is that... is that for ME? Oh my god, this is amazing, I love it so much!"

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

 

This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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rUwUle (files.catbox.moe)
 

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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