Lophostemon

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Airlines don’t lose people. People lose people.

All it takes to stop a bad person with an airline, is a good person with an airline.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It’s not that simple. Brains and exterior bodies are not necessarily coordinated like that, and bodies themselves take a myriad of forms.

Don’t be fooled by those saying “there are only Men and Women and That’s That.” It’s not true.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Makes me want to go watch it. Racist idiots gonna be racist idiots.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guy looks like he’s straight out of prison.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Me too, but it didn’t really exist when I was 14.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My 14 yo would be stoked. He’s right into networking tech. Doesn’t really care about Nintendo.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone -3 points 2 years ago

Urgh. Shrimp/prawns; cockroaches of the sea.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Someone should toss that orange shitstain out a window.

A low window.

Just high enough that he’s really badly hurt. Maybe like breaking his coccyx.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe that one dude, Gungalungapathmblupomaquegnar.

He had BDE for sure.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Why doesn’t Elon get one done for himself? He could get an implant that automatically lower the share price of any of his companies before he even had to open his mouth or tweet some shit.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Ha! It’s not like he’s difficult to upset. Just mention something like the pee tapes, or his smell and he’ll start going off on one.

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