Lophostemon

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Being factual. Call it wooshy if you like. Doesn’t bother me.

I love playing whoosh a lot anyway for comedy porpoises.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OH HO HO HAH HAH!!! RAPE JOKES EH WOT?!?

SO TERRIBLY WITTY EH OLD CHAP?!?

MARVELLOUS I SAY, MARVELLOUS!!!

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 29 points 2 years ago

What the fuck do you care cunt?

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow. Spacey is really fucking losing it now.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 84 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Punk is (was) almost nothing BUT politics.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ve never been to the north or south poles. Or Poland for that matter. What the hell are you talking about Gomer?

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seems fine here. Quite dry and sunny thanks.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Drizzle the egg nizzle.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago

$20 says he’s really into getting spit-roasted by big hairy bears.

There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but his inevitable hypocrisy is why we can’t have nice things.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you prune their roots and little branches then you can keep them small. Also using wire to shape them can create a more interesting character.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I’d love to hear Rudy taken apart by Al Franken.

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