LongbottomLeaf

joined 2 years ago
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

 

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