LogicalDrivel

joined 2 years ago
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

My addiction to World of Warcraft and obsession over getting a certain mount may have lead to the death of an elderly man.

Way back in the ancient times, I was super addicted to WoW and really wanted this super rare mount. I would stay up super late trying to farm for it with no luck and eventually started setting an alarm for when it was supposed to spawn and waking up every hour or something all night to log in and try and get it. After a few days of this, I was fried and couldn't function at all.

At the time I worked at a soft serve ice cream place and had to be there early to open the store which was inside a mall food court. My main opening job was to clean out the soft serve machines and get them ready for the day. Well, these machines are under a fair bit of pressure and your supposed to drain off all the left over soft serve and depressurize the machine before you open it up to clean it.

I didn't depressurize it.

In my sleep deprived, deep-fried state, I walked through the mall food court filled with the early morning elderly mall walkers making their rounds. Got to work and immediately started unscrewing the face plate of the soft serve machine to start cleaning it. It sounded like a bomb went off. I was covered head to toe, literally every square inch of the front of my body was covered in ice cream mix and when I scraped the ice cream out of my eyes and looked around to survey the damage, I was horrified. There was chocolate ice cream splattered from one corner of the food court to the other, floor to ceiling. Everyone in the food court had at least a little ice cream on them, most more than a little. But then, A man who had to be in his upper 80s collapsed, grasping at his chest. The sound of the explosion and the shock of freezing ice cream sprayed all over him gave him a heart attack.

The paramedics were loading him up on a stretcher when my boss told me to go home and change. To my surprise, I wasn't fired but when I came back later that morning, no one could give me an update on the man. I never found out if he made it or not, but my gut tells me he probably didn't. He was a regular mall walker and I would see him quite often before that day, but never did after that.

I never did end up getting that mount. I can't even remember what it was anymore which makes the whole story even worse imo. I quit WoW shortly after that incident and never really played another MMO after. I think about that man anytime I get the urge to stay up late and grind another game or finish another episode or whatever it is.

I'm sorry mall walker man.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Poor pup cant lick the top of his head clean. At least mangoes are safe for dogs...at least to eat, not when falling on their head.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah I like this one. Ive just been going through my wallpaper folder and sharing my favorites. Hopefully more people will join and we get more awesome ships!

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

If everyone has the plans for a super efficient easy(ish) to build free energy device, then its existence couldn't be covered up and the big energy companies and governments around the world would be forced to implement those plans or face civil unrest or revolt.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tell it to figure out zero point energy or whatever else scifi type free energy is possible. Then tell it to figure out the cheapest easiest way to implement the technology. Then have it disseminate those plans world wide to everyone.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thats disappointing. Hopefully that will change soon but until then, I guess I won't hide anything.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Ive been really liking Connect. The latest updates really polished the whole thing up. I might try a couple more apps just to see but I think I'll stick with Connect.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A bommy is a small metal plate attached to the side of old wooden ships. It would be attached outside the ship a few feet above the water line. A metal knocker was fixed to the bommy with a small float. If the ship started to take on water or loaded to much cargo, the ship would sit lower in the water and the knocker would hit the bommy, alerting the crew of potential problems.

Sounds good at least...

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Im glad to know that arm goes missing here too. Makes me feel right at home.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone could use some more door lore.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I keep seeing this site suggested but every time i visit it my anti malware software goes nuts with blocked outgoing sites. Im sure its safe enough but anyone know why? Its blocking on port 443 if that matters.

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