LocalOaf
joined 1 year ago
Hell yeah dude 
I MAY not be JUDGE HOLDEN but I NEVER SLEEP and will NEVER DIE
CIA demands congress grill them a cheese
How long until demand creates their own mirror BlueMAGA version of Newsmax/OANN because they refuse to hear any criticism of 
?
Wait, didn't congress approve some funding for their imaginary booboos that got slapped into some continued government spending resolution that they were playing chicken with a government shutdown over? I could've sworn there was a "lifetime healthcare for hAvAnA sYnDrOmE victims funding added to some bullshit" headline awhile back, did they rescind that or am I misremembering?
Bay of Pigs 2 cancelled due to "tummyaches," experts say 
More and more people are saying this
Imagining a lectern with a baby's high chair behind it for him to sit in while he babbles
Aww man, the MyPillow guy would've been way funnier. I guess he's better assassination insurance than RFK Jr, but he had the Q vote either way. From a conventional political view, Tim Scott would have assured the "I'm not racist, but..." portion of swing voters and "moderate Republicans."