LocalMaxima

joined 2 years ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please add bubble gum flavoring to the amoxicillin.

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

To help yourself be more aware of the time, you can get a clock that sticks your shower wall, or just set a timer on your phone.

Also I clean my body between applying conditioner and rinsing it out.

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My wife is dealing with 4 year olds with pretty bad behavioral issues that clearly began when lockdowns started

how were 6 month olds so wildly affected by lockdowns in spring 2020?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

got my ability to do squats back

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What shape is this one?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Henry Kissinger’s caretaker

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

who here won the tontine?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

isekai for boomers or something

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

my ex wife got the house in the divorce and NOW SHES MY LANDLORD!?!

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

no you’ll only get a negative dilute obama

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

bad in a different way then I was expecting. It’s just “economics = physics” brain. socialism/communism not mentioned once

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