LocalMaxima

joined 2 years ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

welcome to my twisted mind 😈🧃☕️🚰

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

morally bankrupt vs rich with no morals

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

rawr! its fucking rawr :3 - Gordon Ramsey

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey Clear Pissers, I did 2 dark yellow pisses today, just to make up for you. Triggered?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What don’t you get? She’s a Beverage Maxxer, I’m a Clear Pisser, it would never work

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Any tips on finding a fellow Clear Pisser in the dating world? Hell I’d even settle for a Beverage Maxxer at this point

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

No, Beverage Maxxing is mainly a dietary choice while Clear Pissing is more of an ethical position, frequently with an activism component.

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What the hell? Lake Mead isn’t made of honey?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would guess it’s an AirBnB:

-Grey/white everything

-extremely light on decoration and what is there doesn’t match what I would expect thoseguys would like (a framed landscape painting, metal leaf statue)

-simultaneously clean but a mess due to beverage containers everywhere. The guys can’t have have occupied this space for more than 72 hours

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

JOI alignment chart:

Structure Radical, Doctrine Radical: The cha cha slide is JOI porn

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Clueless White Guy Orders Hashbrowns in Perfect Wafflehousenese, Shocks Patrons and Staff

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Iceland: I have a new Christmas song

Original or stolen from Italy?

Iceland: Stolen from Italy 😔

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