LocalMaxima

Is it ethical to go back and time and spank Nixon extra hard so he gets so tired he dies before he does anything terrible?

Getting mad the sniper took the shot in an election year

I wish I could mind my body but I’ve got this problem called dysmorphia

Sucking dick is a solved game, that’s why I only eat pussy

In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties

o7 to the volcel police

and all of the guys have 1 Crystal Geyser water bottle

what if the guys were wearing trousers but also barefoot and the babes were in bikinis but also wearing heels?

I think that one was pure Dionysus

what if you made your head bigger?

From the Nativity to AO3: A History of Hotels without an Adequate Number of Beds in Literature

is “Sonic” doing a “Hunger Games” reference?