LocalMaxima

joined 2 years ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

and it’s pathetic

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

btw i can tell when your cop is performatively fainting when you walk past me on the sidewalk as i’m smoking a fentanyl

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

The crumple zone is your skull

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
   🎩 

che-cigar

The Motorcycling Crooner

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I can verify it’s a full size building. It’s visible from the highway

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s near the abandoned Six Flags

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

its real my gf (lives in Canada) has 3 of them

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The Twin Towers just moved to Kuala Lumpur after that plane thing

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

don’t worry, they are being replaced with Nepalese people

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

I will release the audio logs proving Hamas pissed my pants

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On a holiday weekend?

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Here for a long time, not a good time

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