Llewellyn

You probably had a colonoscopy, not a prostate exam.

It's sort of last gift from your dad

Well, Excel works. And it has relatively gentle learning curve.

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.

You damned commies!

Are you speaking of yourself? Read definition of "to explore", please.

I just don't think some fiction is reliable source of information.

And I can't see in the definition the meaning you are implying. You're overstretching it.

What's the purpose of having system and home folder on different positions?

Dude, which birthday clown touched you?

I mean did you feel something strange in beating of your new heart?