Llabyrinthine

joined 2 years ago
[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Yep, mine is cranked.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

I vote yes, plz.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My sternum is sore.

Plz explain.

In other news I am suitably stuffed from lunch and I’m up for le mini-golf this evening. Still buggered from Uni, but otherwise excited.

I have now been relegated to my much loved Savoys, but fear I have fallen in love with Jatz.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Yasss! For the win! 🥃

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, if it was a sport, some people would be the Roger Federer of crying.

Well, I should start a club. Ugly criers of the planet… UNITE!

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.

I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Over the years, I’ve done all the things.

Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:

Rollie Skin Puppy

Just not as cute.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.

Worst super power ever.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?

I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Oh no. hugs.

I hope you do some nice things for yourself today.

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