"Not allowed... ...due to... ...not wanting to drive."
Reads as "I don't actually want to work, but want money." Welcome to the grind pal.
Let's get past the bullshit responses. "Go outside more, eat healthy, do yoga, make new friends blah blah fucking blah"
Go get some shitty fast food job so you can put something on a resume. Work it for 6 months so the next employer knows you don't just quit immediately and then look for something less slave-labory.
Your next step is to mass apply to a bunch of shitty fast food website applications and hope for a hit. Lots of people will say going in and following up won't do anything for you, and that's true in a lot of cases. But if you actually WANT the job then showing up and asking for the hiring manager and talking to them for 2 minutes can actually go a long way in some cases, even in this age.
Good luck.
It's not just DS2, fuck all Dark Souls games. Dance Dance Revolution the fighting game.