Likwidkat

joined 2 years ago
[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

He says he also knew Harvey weinstein, bill Cosby and oj simpson, as if that somehow makes it better.

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Have you heard of a sweatshop?

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Those are a thing too, but the shock gum actually spins a little motor to vibrate the stick of "gum" to make it feel like you're being shocked.

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I gotta add Moon Walker's recent Monopoly Money to this thread

When I was a kid

We didn’t murder CEO's

They just gave us each a penny

And we did what we were told

They don’t care how many people

They watch work themselves to death

The only thing that they’re scared of is a bullet in the chest

https://youtu.be/wUaCz28bm18

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That's not fucking true. It's $70 if you don't own it for switch 1, $10 if you own the switch 1 version, and free if you own the switch 1 version and pay for Nintendo's online membership. If you own the dlc for switch 1, you can play it on switch 2, if not it's $20

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

He can be both

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I highly recommend the song Apocalypticism by Moon Walker

https://youtu.be/cnkH7_AA_AA

Apocalypticism - a doctrine concerning an imminent end of the world and an ensuing general resurrection and final judgment

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wordle 1,138 4/6

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[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I played it on a god damn 360

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

David Benioff and DB Weiss are the two dumbos that ruined game of thrones. I don't like that they're abbreviated to be confused with the ttrpg Dungeons and Dragons, but it's what the internet decided.

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?

SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!

NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!

SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!

DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!

SIR, YES SIR!

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