Lifter

Just as surreal as that flying car!

Except god is a hypocrite and will judge you for it for not following his rules.

Does it have to be sponsored though?

Narwhals have a tusk that is an overgrown tooth. Not very unicorn-like imo

Steve Austin?

I got the uBlacklist Firefox extension specifically to block Pinterest from search results.

Just to be the devil's advocate here: There are way more settings now than back then. That interface wouldn't cut it either.

Or caught in

Drinking too hard is when you accidentally swallow too much at the same time, painfully forcing it down. I fainted once by doing this...

Sounds like your friend followed the advice above.

I was thinking about the Scooby one. Robin literally dates a dog.

Squirtle