LifeInMultipleChoice

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 130 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Being that it is presumably a state owned company, they should know if there is a VPN installed on it. If there isn't, the guy would have had to use his ID to access porn sites in Oklahoma. It would be hilarious if someone like pornhub came out and said. On that date at that time he was watching this porn according to our records. We have those records because your state made them mandatory for us to keep.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought someone was trying to circle the HP logo. I know nothing about Ferrari but I feared for them if HP was their last hope.

Oh no I was talking about U.S. dollars, then I had to fix it to fit my budget of rice and beans haha

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Did you know when he had his legal battle to sue the people who published him using the n word over and over talking about his daughters dating life and him fucking his friends wife.... The court case was funded by Peter Theil.

How does that cunt keep showing up in everything that gravitated towards MAGA 🤔

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, when it hits fall they will start to spread outwardly (vines not meant to grow strawberries but to take roots). Then the following spring those will start growing everythijg they need for strawberries, essentially becoming their own little plants if they cut lopped off somehow.

And yeah, my youngest hens are now 6 months, so they are starting to lay, so I'll average a 10-12 eggs a day moving forward. The 2 year olds were laying around 6 a day. The neighbors will be happy

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It has to at least fall under this:

"§1001. Statements or entries generally Whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States knowingly and willfully falsifies, conceals or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact, or makes any false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or representations, or makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any false, fictitious or fraudulent statement or entry, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 749 ; Sept. 13, 1994, Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, §330016(1)(L), 108 Stat. 2147 .)"

https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=49&f=treesort&num=1262

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

10% of them saying it was wrong is the best we'll get. Him being charged with treason is what it should be

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I like that homeboy was just like "Have a safe ride" and dude responds " we will" or some shit. Like you (tesla) just stuck us in the middle of an intersection making an illegal turn after missing where to pick us up by a block and we've been in the car for less than a minute. Don't tell us to have a safe trip, promise me we are going to get somewhere safely at that point.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I've reviewed my budget and decided this is do-able. 1,000 rials a day till I die.

If I live for 40 years more, and it doubles in value, I'll have $695 when I die!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yeah my Strawberries planted in spring 2023 produced a lot of strawberries in spring 2024. Didn't even care about the snow that laid on them, came back fine in spring. I planted a 4x8ft area with them and got so many we couldn't eat them fast enough. I froze a bunch in quart sized bags and had some for a year that I'd just take out if I randomly wanted a strawberry margarita or such haha.

Now the chickens keep us with to many eggs, so all our neighbors get free eggs lol. But I didn't have to color eggs for Easter!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A dating app where you sit down and chat while playing black Jack and making bets before deciding if you're going to meet up, somehow that actually sounds more pleasant than what people have told me in their experiences on current sites.

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