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Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

You can't compare a first world country to a third world country.

Doc Martens. But not your Doc Martens. I was lucky enough to get in to the For Life program before it closed. Anytime my boots wear out or are damaged I send them in and they send me a new pair. I usually have to do an exchange about every three years.

I have a folder in my Google Docs for recipes. If I come across something I like I make a new document and put it in there. Had to start doing this when Allrecipes.com went down hill.

If I'm lucky, it'll be more than half my life!

Crosses back and forth then sticks it's butt in my face.

"authorize the noncompetitive hiring of military and law enforcement spouses into remote work positions."

This should be a big take away. Oh you're married to a cop? Here's a job!

Pretty sure that is true anywhere.

You must not have corporate run rentals over there. They can be worse than private rentals. There is no humanity behind them so they evict someone as soon as they can. Not to mention the lack of repairs.

My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:

1. Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.

2. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.

3. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.

4. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.

5. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.

Saved you a click.

With enough patience this can be fixed. But it is a pain in the ass.

I have the unfunny answer! We bought a house from an old couple. There are smoke detectors in all the bedrooms, because one of them was on oxygen.