Lexam

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Well pitter patter.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 years ago (6 children)

That's not good. I mean seriously God is going to punish America. We don't know when or how but it's going to bad. If you are a God Fearing Republican, please evacuate now! Mexico, Canada, Cuba. It doesn't matter just get out of America before it's too late! And stay out! For your safety. Think of the children.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Every porn I have ever watched.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Fuck that. Seize their land and titles and make them work the land.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

America does need a National Retreat. There needs to be an order that all Americans retreat to their bed until warmer weather.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who said anything about roads?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 years ago (9 children)

You see they want to be eaten.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Spicy sexy it is then.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

That's a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

I read the headline as the cops pinned then shot the guy. They did not.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I honestly don't know how that place is open.

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