I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...
Done, but it can't penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it's eco friendly so it's a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn't discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!
I only learned how to conjure crocs :(
My staff just said P≠NP
Granted, you have access to the worlds finest of tunes in the palm of your hands: https://radio.garden/
Granted, the bacteria are working on it double time. But not faster than that, because the smart little shits unionized.
Sadly I can't alter the minds of others directly :( but I'll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish!
But your toaster is already enchanted?! The toaster struggles with your desires, though. Are you sure you truly want a perfect toast? Or are you perhaps in the way of yourself?
I'm sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(
Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.
Good point. You could add something less technical, like in parenthesis: (possibly available) or something.
Then again someone could also have trouble accessing e.g the link to lemmy.ml if their instance puts predefined instance blocks to new accounts like lemmy.zip does.
No mention at all could also be confusing. What about a general: (access to above communities depends on your own instance. Not all of them are necessarily available to your instance) ?
Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.