That looks really good! Well summarized
Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙♂️
Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.
Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of !witchymemes@lemmy.world. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.
Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.
What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!
Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.
This witch sounds powerful, I must seek her and learn from her!
Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!
This is hilarious. There are quite a few games with ability to alter facial expressions with good enough graphics and I suspect they'd work as well!
Oh good because my mana can't handle more than that.
Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.
I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...
Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don't give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.
I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.