Lazycog

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[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don't give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.

I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That looks really good! Well summarized

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙‍♂️

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of !witchymemes@lemmy.world. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.

Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!

Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

This witch sounds powerful, I must seek her and learn from her!

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is hilarious. There are quite a few games with ability to alter facial expressions with good enough graphics and I suspect they'd work as well!

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh good because my mana can't handle more than that.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Lazycog@sopuli.xyz to c/arkisuomi@sopuli.xyz
 

Ajattelin pistää pienen arkisen tervehdyksen tänne elävöittääkseni tätä sopuliyhteisöä.

Mitäs porukka ajatteli täksi illaksi? Itse ajattelin lähinnä suunnitella viikonloppua töiden jälkeen.

 

Since cat pics have taken over my feed lately (not complaining).

 

cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/19605687

(This community was (still is for now) originally on an instance that has announced it is shutting down.)

Come make a silly request or participate by drawing! Or both!

Prerequisites to participate: none.

!sillydrawingrequests@sopuli.xyz

 

(This community was (still is for now) originally on an instance that has announced it is shutting down.)

Come make a silly request or participate by drawing! Or both!

Prerequisites to participate: none.

!sillydrawingrequests@sopuli.xyz

 

I wanna see what people come up with.

 

This is a new home for !sillydrawingrequests@lemmy.autism.place since the instance announced that it is being shut down.

Hope the community finds its way here! If the instance is still up, I highly recommend checking out the original community for some inspiration.

Additionally, since the original instance had a discussion about the use of AI generated images and came to the consensus that the community doesn't want them: I'm adding that rule in the sidebar (at least for now).

 

Okay the title is a bit exaggerated, but honestly not far off. This post is very mundane and a bit long, but thought it fits the community.

I'm visiting my home country and went shopping for pants, there were "30% off everything!" signs with a tiny text underneath that said "member discount" (don't have membership). Not a problem, did not notice and I don't care for such marketing tricks to get you into the store but okay.

Picked up couple of pants, went to the cashier and they asked me "do you have our membership?" - I answered no and expected the follow up question whether I'd like to join, but, to my positive surprise the cashier just happily responded "okay, not a problem!" and continued to bag my stuff.

I stood ready to pay and then the cashier said "now I just need your phone number and you can pay". Hold up. What. I did not expect that, I honestly had a burst of anger inside me (never gonna take it on a cashier, they are just doing their job). I asked nicely why do I need to give my phone number and I was told that to register me as a member so I can get the discount.

I declined and said I don't want to join and would like to just pay.

The entire interaction after questioning why they need my phone number was awkward, as if I had been the first person to decline, the weirdo, aluminum foil hat wearing hermit.

This was just one of many interactions in the recent years that make me feel as if I was a weirdo for not sharing all my info around. The worst is when everyone keeps telling me "its just an app, just download it and use that why do you make things complicated" or "just sign up you don't need to pay anything".

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