Lawyerator

I wouldn't even classify this as an insult. It's just a clear statement of sovereignty. I'm sure the orange fuckwit will see it otherwise, but his opinion is meaningless.

His soul is dead, but not his body. Here's a selfie he took recently: https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/godwyn-s-face-in-elden-ring-deathroot.png

I misread this as "[a]ll coding tools make developers shower," and briefly imagined how clean that subset of people could become.

I should go back to sleep.

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My first job was at a theatre. The black jeans they had us buy to work there never lost the smell of popcorn butter. I kept them for a few years thinking they'd lose the smell after enough washings, but no.

I know that coke/popcorn/garbage mix smell, and how stupidly heavy a full trash bag gets when there's too many full sodas in it.

I don't eat popcorn often, but I remember we got it for free as employees in a small-sized cup. A few of us would make popcorn "parfaits" that consisted of popcorn, butter, and intentionally too much salt for several layers.

That and the slightly over-syruped coke we'd also get for free worked oddly well together.

I assume that this will ultimately be the cause of a massive heart attack, but the free snack smell-memory outpaces the garbage memory for me.

Shut the fuck up Fridays! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkN4duV4ia0

Fuck Trump

As a Timberwolves fan, I was rooting for the Pacers out of a combination of pure spite and the foul-farming saw the Thunder engage in. In fairness, the Thunder might just be good at basketball.

Good, I guess. Also, fuck Trump.

Back at you!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, those pooooor DOGE gremlins!

Man, I'd hate to live on this planet!