LargePenis

joined 4 years ago
[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how broken the mobile layout gets whenever I post my cuck n chad ranking, the mobile layout is the real cuck

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Critical support to severe psychological issues

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Are we back? Yes we're

Gigachad Chad Neutral Beta (Fe)Male Virgin Cuck
Putin (slowly racking up Ws, the man's strategy has been paying off for a while now) Soviet engineering (crazy how resilient Ukrainian cities are despite all the bombing, big respect to chad Soviets) Zelensky (a little promotion for Z-man, I'll give him credit for getting his wishes fulfilled 24/7 by being too annoying) War update youtubers (UKRANIAN COLLAPSE I SWEAR!!!, but nothing happens) TCC (I'm sure that dragging a 22 year old cashier into an unmarked van will provide an effective solider)
Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders) Hezbollah, Iran, Iraqis, and Houthis (still making the Zionists shake) Pro-Israel propagandists (so bad at their jobs that the world now actively hates Israel more thanks to them, keep doing a horrible job please) Joe Biden (it's so funny that he keeps getting disrespected by Israeli hogs like Ben Gvir even on the tiniest concessions) Egypt (the cucking is so bad that Israel killed their soliders and they still took it like good imperialist dogs)
The people of Gaza (bravest people ever) Spanish government (surprisingly good positions on Palestine despite being a Western European nation) The "Eyes on Rafah" AI pic (nice sentiment, but why would you use an AI-generated slop pic and what does having your eyes on Rafah achieve) Hindutva Indians (amazing levels of cucking for the zios, and all they receive in return is racism towards India) The entire country of Germany (irredeemable people and government)
Yahya Sinwar (making the Zionists seeth since day 1, this man might have set in motion the chain of events that leads to the destruction of the Zionist state) Claudia Sheinbaum (won the election, making English-speaking libs mad and zionists mad by being an anti-zio Jew) Vinicius Junior (great player, suffers a lot due to racism, but he's such an annoying little shit) Anwar Sadat (he died like 44 years ago, but the effects of his cucked behavior is still felt today, hope he's in hell) Nikki Haley (psycho cuck)
[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My son hasn't even been born yet and I'm already settling into the boomer arab dad routine

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No I was listening to Al Baqarah randomly while driving today and this verse got stuck in my mind. I've been repeating it to myself for hours so I posted it here.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ لاَ تُفْسِدُواْ فِي الأَرْضِ قَالُواْ إِنَّمَا نَحْنُ مُصْلِحُونَ

When they are told, “Do not spread corruption in the land,” they reply, “We are only peace-makers!”

Quran 2:11

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Looks like Ireland, Slovenia, Norway and Spain will all officially recognise the State of Palestine tomorrow. Not often we get positive news from Nazi Europe, so I'm happy about this.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

Daily reminder comrades: never ride a fucking helicopter

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PFLP mourns its fighting comrade

Samer Abdulrahman Mohammed Alkarnab

Member of its central committee in the Gaza Strip

Who was martyred in a cowardly zionist assassination in the morning of Thursday May 15th 2024 on the Al Awda Roundabout in the city of Rafah

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (13 children)

We're back hexbear

Gigachad Chad Neutral Beta (Fe)Male Virgin Cuck
Putin (slowly but surely heading for the W) Shoigu (this will be his last appearence, our Tuvan boy turned it around and now heading for soft retirement) Prigozhin (we miss you king) Zelensky (actor president still surviving, although the grift is dying) Ukrainian private companies (so corrupt that they can't even build a line of dragon teeth 30km from the second biggest city)
Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders) Hezbollah, Iran, Iraqis, and Houthis (still making the Zionists shake) Haredis (mostly horrible people, but their weird religion stuff is making Israel collapse from the inside) Egypt (cucked country on all possible levels) dead IDF soliders (so much semen lost)
The people of Gaza (bravest people ever) College protestors (so brave to stand up to the cucked zionist status quo in the west) Azerbaijan (ethnic cleansing = bad, trolling France by accidentally supporting anti-colonialism = objectively funny) Ethiopian "Israelis" (so funny that they think that the racist Zionists respect them if they cuck hard enough) Iranian diaspora (forever the worst diaspora, slowly reaching worse levels than Cuban gusanos)
Yahya Sinwar (making the Zionists seeth since day 1, this man might have set in motion the chain of events that leads to the destruction of the Zionist state) Gustavo Petro (had my reservations about this man, but the way he has handled Israel is amazing) Robert Fico (he's a weirdo, but he earned my respect for getting shot because of going against the status quo) Emmanuel Macron (fumbled so hard in Africa, and now even his colonies are rising up) Republican Party (rushing quickly into sucking every Israeli cock)
[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Well I hope it's the crispiest HD known to man

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