LargePenis

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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Syria and Lebanon are basically the same. I rate Syrian/Lebanese over Iraqi, Iraqi breakfast is way too sweet and fat, while Syrian/Lebanese is balanced and nutritious

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Are we back? Yes we're

Gigachad Chad Neutral Beta (Fe)Male Virgin Cuck
Prigozhin (gotta remember him fondly on the 1 year anniversary of his rebellion) Putin (lil downgrade for uncle Vlad despite the North Korea visit, he's allowing too many security Ls in Russia these days) Zelensky (just hanging around surviving, respect) FPV drone operators (heartless freaks) TCC (accelerating the population collapse by rounding up every 23 year old car mechanic)
Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders) Hezbollah (accelerating the collapse of pissrael by pounding their north) My soon to be born son (I hope he doesn't rebel and become a cuck) Ukraine peace summit attempts (so funny that the try to make a peace agreement while speaking ONLY to the losing side) UAE (such a deranged nation, hate them as much as the US and Israel)
The people of Gaza (bravest people ever) Houthis (defeated the great satan in a naval war and still shooting Israel ships like true chads) Euro 2024 (great football, but seeing European circlejerk about European greatness makes me seeth) Western journalists (thank you for proving that this is the least honorable profession) Sunni islamists (unironically supporting Israel against Hezbollah because of muh Ahlul Sunnah)
Yahya Sinwar (still undefeated) Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah (always speaking from a position of strength, showing the "peaceful protest" cucks how it's done) Fidias (random Cypriot youtuber who won an EU parliament seat, this is how much respect the EU parliament deserves) Emmanuel Macron (very happy that he has initiated the collapse of the cuck European centre-right) Netanyahu (eat shit cuck)
[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

My country is COTW again let's goooooooooooooooooooo

Free AMA for all the Hexbearians today. Ask me anything about Lebanon (and Syria, hell even Iraq because my wife is from there and I've spent lots of time there)

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hezbollah will change that in a few days inshallah

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Slovakia 1-0 Ukraine after 20 mins. A breakthrough on the flank put Ukraine's defence in a pincer before the Slovak winger closed the pocket into Ukraine's goal. A familiar movement for us in the news mega, very reminiscent of the battle of Popasna

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The guy that Biden sent to "mediate" in Lebanon, Amos Hochstein, was born in Israel and literally served in the IDF lmao.

Not getting good feelings about at all about this Lebanon war talk, it has never felt this close honestly. Spoke with family in Beirut today and it just feels inevitable at this point. At same time there's like a disgusting voice inside of me that almost wants a war, my brain knows how horrible it will be for my country and its people, but the pure anger and hatred makes me blind and I just need to see Israel suffering. I believe in Hezbollah and Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah, literally everything that has happened in the last 18 years has been building towards this decisive moment. I hate how conflicted this all makes me feel, Nasrallah's speech today was the closest I've felt to the point of no return since the blessed October 7th

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Actually I'm hearing that Germany and the UK might donate players that can strike the Romanian goal from a further distance, but those players won't be delivered until World Cup 2026. Zelensky also visited the Ukrainian goal before this match, to prove that the Ukrainian defence is still strong and hasn't fallen in this sector of the pitch.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ukrainian national team not playing well vs Romania so far, expected better from the likes of Mudryk and Dovbyk. Tsygankov (or Tsyhankov since the war began so that he sounds more Ukrainian) has been terrible too.

Edit: 3-0! Biggest L for Ukraine since the battle of Bakhmut

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I've said this to her, but she argues that it makes the kid's life easier than a "tough" name. I get her point, but we need to be stronger than this. My other suggestions are Akram, Bassam and a semi-ironic Obaida so that I become Abu Obaida

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (11 children)

One week without Suriyakmaps and life has never felt this empty, I need to know which wheat field Russians have taken or I'm going crazy

Don't tell my wife this Hexbros, but I need name suggestions for my soon to be released son. We're both Arab for context. She wants to name him something cool and hip like Rayyan, but I want to give him a powerful name like Fahad (leopard) or Hassan (Nasrallah reference), or maybe even Qassam (no I won't do this)

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Europe is such a garbage continent with so many dumbasses. Laughing at how hard these absolute cucks like Macron and Scholz ate shit. Cuck and Chad ranking dropping tomorrow if I have time, I must read through a bunch of articles and tweets to determine which Europeans qualify for cuck and chad positions. One thing is certain though, these hands will never type the name of a Western European in the gigachad column

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

W-wait. What do you mean by Based Jeff Tiedrich?

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