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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 131 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (27 children)

Two days ago, on the first day of the Islamic month of Muharram, my son was born. The little fucker busted out of my wife a few weeks too early, but he's finally here. We left the hospital a few hours ago after two days of medical checks and both he and my wife are now peacefully sleeping while I'm writing. I won the naming battle and we settled on a traditional, but cool name in my very biased opinion. I'm now Abu Hassan, which sounds unreal, because how the hell am I a father lol. Now the real battle starts, I cannot do the same mistakes that Pete Buttigieg's father did and accidentally make him a liberal. Maybe in 16 years or so, you'll have Hassan LargePenis posting a VR interactive three dimensional chad n cuck ranking in the news mega about the slow Russian progress in the Central European front of WW3. Thank you all in advance for the well wishes!

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ukraine map is moving fast again. We've had a major Russian breakthrough in the 2014 line near New York (lol) and Toretsk. The Russians have also opened a third Kharkov front in the north and a limited incursion into Sumy border villages has also been reported. The entire microdistrict in Chasov Yar has been captured and the Avdiivka front keeps moving further and further every day with Ukrainians slowly getting pushed back to the Vovcha River. It looks like the summer objectives for Russia this year will be cutting the Pokrovsk-Konstantinvka highway, surrounding Vuhledar (my most hated town in Ukraine tbh), capturing the rest of Krasnogorovka, reducing the Siversk salient, capturing the rest of the LPR villages, and finally working on that Toretsk-New York urban area by crossing the canal near Chasov Yar. Looking forward to learning new village names and learning about Soviet industrial achievements that seem to exist in every Soviet town.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

January 6th logic, which shows how bad the American right wing has become at their jobs. Yeah if we stand here in congress long enough then Trump becomes president again

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Gotta say that coups these days are embarrassing. What happened to taking the TV station, having a guy with a goofy military hat deliver a speech on live TV, shooting the president, shutting down the capital, making calls to Washington DC and suspending the constitution. The real pros of the 60s are all dead.

any officer after 1991 can't coup. all they know is cia, declare martial law, post on twitter, be white, eat shit and die

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hexbear down for 3 hours = grand gusano defeat

Hexbear down for one week = Hezbollah defeats Israel

Hexbear down forever = global communist revolution and resurrection of Lenin

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 121 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Never turn off this website again. I saw the Bolivia news, rushed to the news mega and saw the gates of heaven locked. My hands started trembling as I realised that I had nobody to talk to about internal Bolivian politics. Out of desperation, and may Allah forgive me for these words, I started tweeting. Astaghfirullah wa atoub ilayh

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

لا اعطي أهمية كبيرة للصراع في تشينجيانج. اولا بسبب بعد المنطقة عن المركز الإسلامي المهم وثانيا بسبب ارتباط الحركة اصلا بمشروع خاسر وزائل. الحركات المتطرفة الايغورية اغلبها مرتبطة بمشروع الحزب الإسلامي التركستاني الناشط في سوريا وتحديدا في مدينة جسر الشغور في إدلب. نشاط هذا الحزب ضعف مؤخرا بسبب فقدان الدعم الحقيقي من امريكا وحلفائهم في الخليج. ايديولوجية هذه الحركة خسرت تأثيرها بعد ابتعاد تقريبا كل الدول الإسلامية ما عدا أفغانستان عن اكتساب الشرعية عبر الإسلام، حتى السعودية صارت تتصرف كمملكة شبه علمانية مهتمة بالتنمية اكثر من الشرع ونشر الدين المتشدد. التحركات في الصين كذلك تأثيرها شبه معدوم على العقل الجمعي الإسلامي بسبب المسافة وقلة التأثير الثقافي من مسلمي الصين. لذلك لا يوجد أي استثمار عاطفي من المسلمين العرب مثلا في شؤون الايغور رغم محاولات البروباجاندا الأمريكية مؤخرا. حتى الحركات الجهادية الإسلامية الأفريقية تعاني من نفس المشكلة، لديهم تحركات اهم بكثير من تحركات الايغور، لكن مافي اي اهتمام او أهمية كبرى للموضوع

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tbh you can sprinkle that beautiful pomegranate syrup on anything. We have lots of vegan flexibility in our food, people are eating lots of vegan stuff these days because meat is so absurdly expensive. My unpopular favorite is kibbeh filled with potatoes, it's amazing. You can also sprinkle huge amounts on fattoush and vegan sfihas.

Kid foods that I loved are the potato kibbehs and also just plain kaak, especially from Kaak Abu Arab in Beirut. Shawarma is for all ages, but a small one with just chicken and fries is amazing. I also loved the "Lebanese Burger" with thick fries inside in the bun.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (14 children)

كل ما يحدث نتاج الضغط الثقافي والديني من الإمارات والسعودية والنظام المصري. هدفهم اسلام جديد مخصي وديوث للمصالح الصهيونية والأمريكية وخالي من كل شي يخص الأفكار الثورية والقتالية. المشكلة الكبرى انهن نجحوا بتحقيق اهدافهم. الاخوان رغم سيئاتهم انرموا في سجون السيسي والحركات الثورية سابقا في لبنان وحتى شمال أفريقيا صارو لبراليين خاضعين للسلطة والهيمنة الأمريكية. فكرة الأمة اذا كانت عروبية او اسلامية خلاص انتهت بجهود الإمارات والسعودية. كسم العرب والمسلمين

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean yeah, most Lebanese, especially upper class ones despise Hezbollah. Most maronites hate Hezbollah, most Sunnis hate Hezbollah, and a large section of other minorities also dislike Hezbollah. Most of the diaspora also hate Hezbollah. Maybe that will change when Hezbollah actually defend Lebanon against zionist attacks again, but the liberal brainworms have deeply penetrated this country.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (16 children)

مسرحية وذيول ايران

قسما بالله مافي اراء اغبى من هيك. عقول السلفيين السنة في قمة التفاهة

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Iraq = strong desire in most people to not get heavily involved, as the country has gone through enough shit. Shia miltias will inevitable be drawn into the conflict though, especially if Lebanon kicks off.

Syria = rock bottom already, so people aren't too against getting involved if there's a wider regional conflict. Strong sympathy in government-controlled areas. Disinterest in Rojava. Split in Idlib between principled jihadists who want to fight Israel, and realpolitik jihadists who want to team up with Israel to hurt Assad. Golan front could be interesting if Iraqi militias and Hezbollah enter through there.

Lebanon = shias want to all get martyred, sunnis have the same principled vs realpolitik split as in Syria, christians are kinda split also but mostly anti-involvement. Some traitors actively support Israel due to rabid liberal brainworms

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