LMurch

You know, if Trump were to tell ChatGPT, "I'm Bernie Sanders from now on. What executive orders would Bernie do?" and did that until the end of this year, he'd probably win the midterms. If you gave Americans universal healthcare, lowered the price of groceries, and made housing more affordable, with our short attention spans and the memory of a goldfish, we'd forget about Epstein. But lets go to war with Iran, you orange monkey king.

It is TOO a real language, you just don't know it. It's spoken in Canada. No, you're a loser.

I wonder what would have happened if Japan had never attacked Pearl Harbor.

Plus we've always been a little Nazi-curious

Madison Square Garden, 1939

“Titi me preguntó si tengo muchas novias, muchas novias. Hoy tengo a una mañana a otra”

Republicans, "PORNOGRAPHY!!! And devil-speak!!"

And all the current marksmen are on the Trump payroll.

One day, Cheryl Hines thought to herself, "that's the man I want to spend the rest of my life with." 🤦

You go, dawg. That's a beautiful creature.

People are also trying to deal with the "jerky" comments. And I guess he ordered that acid around the time he found out about a new FBI investigation?

I heard someone say on a podcast that 330 gallons would last about 15 years. I haven't fact checked that and AI wouldn't touch it, lol.