LEONHART

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 9 points 8 months ago
[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 8 points 8 months ago

I've been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.

I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

I wholeheartedly approve of using "Skyrimming" as a verb in this context.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jon Benjamin essentially does two voices.

1: Jon Benjamin voice. 2: Jason.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 54 points 9 months ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It can be a pretty miserable cycle.

1: Have a job that barely keeps you financially above water, while consuming all of your time, energy, motivation, creativity, and capacity for joy.

2: Lose it.

3: Spend every moment not enjoying your newfound free time due to...in no particular order...struggling with poverty; struggling with guilt, depression, and general self-loathing; jumping through hoops fighting an unemployment system designed to make you give up (especially if you live somewhere extra shitty) ; spending countless hours revising resumes and mass applying to jobs to no avail; being too poor to do anything and barely seeing your friends; trying to keep food in your kitchen...and so on.

I'm so tired.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.

Castlevania's flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.

Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 71 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting "vintage alternative" music and it was fucking "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers.

Vintage.

I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 13 points 9 months ago

Maybe they're just from a sex-positive couple into CGSM.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 55 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Star Wars: The Phantom Gribble

(And yeah, I know this is ROTS. Phantom Gribble just sounds funnier in my head.)

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