Kyrrrr

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[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? They don't get to choose if it's alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that's important for democracy to work

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Mobius strip tease

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In space, no one can hear you creme...

Wait a minute... that turned out too horny

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 45 points 1 year ago

The article isn't for us. It's for the super rich to justify their wealth. They'll read that and think, "yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?"

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.

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