KurtVonnegut

Reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIPx5pCl830

Wonder why Americans keep getting away with it...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act

Literally the opening scene of Team America: World Police, but without any irony or awareness.

GOOD trigger discipline.

But HOW will the medication factories work without the CEO and the shareholders? Who will make the medicine? The workers themselves? Preposterous! Without shareholders, material infrastructure ceases to exist. I am very smart.

Fapple 2024.

Here's a good one:

Siento que Reddit es una de las peores maneras de experimentar la realidad latinoamericana. La GRAN mayoría de gente acá tienen entre 15 y 20 años, no han ido a la universidad, son mantenidos por sus papas y son extremadamente conservadores. Cada opinión que tienen siempre encuentra un echo chamber terrible. La gente en r/peru estaba celebrando cuando mataron a un centenar de peruanos en las protestas por el nuevo gobierno y la gente en r/argentina genuinamente piensa que Miles es el más querido e intelectual presidente de la era republicana. Estos subs son genuinamente extraños si los comparamos con el resto del mundo.

Translated:

I feel like Reddit is one of the worst ways to experience Latin American reality. The VAST majority of people here are between 15 and 20 years old, have not gone to university, are supported by their parents and are extremely conservative. Every opinion they have always finds a terrible echo chamber. People on r/peru were celebrating when a hundred Peruvians were killed in protests over the new government and people on r/argentina genuinely think that Miles is the most beloved and intellectual president of the Republican era. These subs are genuinely strange compared to the rest of the world.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mexico/comments/1d6vaxx/la_verdad_incomoda_que_no_quiere_aceptar_este/l6v81tg/

grande y pequeno

Love my completely secure, untraceable communications system funded by checks notes Radio Free Asia. /s

(Signal is bad. Do not use signal. Speaking out loud on the phone is way more safe than typing in Signal.)