Krem

joined 5 years ago
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

but why did the creator put a fake "worn" texture on the cover? look at the big cross fold in the middle. there's no way you can fold the front cover of a book like a map unless you tear it out first. and looking at the am*zon link, the back cover has the exact same fake wear texture. immersion broken

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

taking your own personal coal-powered train engine to park it in the giant rail depot outside your job at the amazon warehouse

the bike is for doing a few laps in the "urban exercise park" in a decomissioned war crimes factory area after work before driving your train back home to the burbs

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

these hot bodded mastodons got ripped eating pizza and ice cream. you better, too. big dairy insists you drink cow secretions daily

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Jacket: Apartheid State Flag Cape

This is just literally a big flag tucked into the neck of your shirt.

  • +1 Esprit de Corps: I'm a Superhero!
  • +1 Composure: It's photo ops time
  • -2 Conceptualization: What the fuck are you doing
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

yeah ewww

channel owner has a patreon? yeah, please take my money and type more prompts, you're a creator

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

americaning is when you and your cohorts surround someone's table at the coffee shop and sit uncomfortably close and talk at each other across the other person's table, and then when the person gets annoyed you act like the victim

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

döner has seitan for protein and comes with white (soygurt based) sauce and lettuce and pickled cabbage. shawarma is made from marinated, grilled oyster mushrooms for the meat part, and comes with pickled turnip, and sesame sauce (falafel sauce) or red sauce

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

make raising livestock illegal

make hunting illegal (with a couple of exceptions)

keep deer populations normal by having a normal population of carnivore animals

also use the leftover hunting rifles to hunt hunters

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i think this was a s^^uth p^^rk episode

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

"I went to Paris and there were guys selling fake handbags, explain how europe claims to have high culture and prestige"

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

seriously "western culture" is so full of propaganda that it would take some serious steps to turn people there normal. everyone is taught history began with the ancient greeks and then rennaisance explorers brought civilization to the world. everyone can learn english, the most western language, and expect to talk to people in asia or africa. every westerner almost exclusively consumes media made in the west, in english, with westerners (or fantasy versions thereof) as main characters and non-westerners are either spicy additive characters or "the others".

people from some bullshit country in europe (raised on history nostalgia jerking) or some state in the US (raised on US exceptionalism), can't comprehend that they're not the main characters in world events. most of the world resides outside "the international community" and very soon most of the world's power and economy will as well. anglos and euros are going to become very angry and confused once they can't even pretend they're the center of the world.

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