Kraiden

Don't forget he also thinks you can change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie

Yes

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

Surely you mean 'when the zinc-coated steel meets the sand'

Sure. If you need a selfish reason, most accessibility features end up helping everyone else too!

Voice assistants, curb ramps, audio books, subtitles, etc

If you've got a lot of content on a Steam account, you can make physical install discs

The word is "Born" obviously. It literally destroys them to hear it

I've definitely done this, but I hate the way this is phrased. This makes it sound like the left are a big club with rules: "Thou shalt first acknowledge how shit the world is, or else." What BS. It disallows for the possibility that this is actually how people are feeling. They must be doing it because of social pressure. I don't think anyone on either side of the political divide would admonish you if you just posted about your engagement, but (for myself at least) it's legitimately how I feel about things right now. 100%, A-grade, home grown despair, baby! I ackowledge it because it's really how I feel, not because my friends would chastise me if I didn't.

I had one of those too. The weirdest (in hindsight) has to be The Little Mermaid... because of the octopus witch thing

I find it really hard to feel sorry for these people. On one hand, it's awful what's happening to them, but on the other

"This is not what we voted for"

Yes, the fuck, it is!

More likely to sit through game credits than movie credits myself

Hold on, what? Illegal white house in Alaska?