Kookie215

joined 3 months ago
[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Who has openly called our troops suckers and made fun of a POW for being captured.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly my point. Trump reacts to trolling, we've seen it a million times. It doesn't matter what a rational person would do and we need to stop pretending he's a normal professional person because he's not and neither are his followers. They respond to dumb shit because its what they understand. All this "rise above" shit does is help them. The whole fucking reason they love Trump so much is because he does a good job at bullying the people they don't like.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This is like how teachers are convinced that 90% of students are using AI, because they used AI to tell them that the students paper was AI.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago

He's not a president, he is a dictator. This is the shit that dictators pull.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (9 children)

These are the kinds of things donors should be funding. We need to put more time, money, and effort into trolling, because it works. Trump has a massive ego and almost always responds to being picked on, which isn't done nearly enough. The "high road" shit is why Dems keep losing.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's going to go work for ICE now, this is going to get him expedited through the process. He'll probably be running his own team by the end of 6 months.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I was being hyperbolic and trying to think of the worst Democrat possible to put up, so I really highly doubt they would actually run her, but really, you just never fucking know these days, nothing would shock me. They could run Don Jr. at this point and I'd be like "yeah, sounds about fucking right" while bashing my head into my desk.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That's what ours was too, the kind that goes into water coolers but it was plastic, not glass. It still exploded when I dropped it though LOL

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's almost like we've been through this all before.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That is very fair.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Well color me shocked as shit!

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Do they ever learn from any fuck up? No. Our next nominee is probably going to be Nancy Pelosi because we all know how much everyone loves her, and she's the perfect age to run.

 

You get to keep only enough to maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, the rest of it has to go towards improving the world in some way.

Edit: Given the previous rules that you must maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, would you rather choose to opt out and not have the money at all?

 

For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

 

What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, "I did that shit"?

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Mine isn't really a "Meal", I used to put margarine spread on white bread and sprinkle a tiny bit of cinnamon and sugar on it as a sweet treat growing up.

 

Please feel free to humble brag (or just brag)

 

You'll mentally bond with whichever one you pick so they won't kill you and you'll be able to train them.

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I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I'm excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?

 

Mine is lilacs, because there was a lilac bush at the bus stop that I used to wait at with my mom when I was a kid, it was my school bus stop and the public bus stop so we spent a lot of time on that corner and now when I smell lilacs I just immediately feel like a kid again.

 

I normally start with hot sauce, butter, and mustard in mine.

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Aliens have come and kidnapped the first human they came across, unfortunately, that was you. They take you to a new planet almost identical to our current Earth, but without anything man-made.

The aliens say you can have 1 million real humans to start "New Earth" and you can put them anywhere and teach them anything you want. You'll have 1,000 years to make a good New Earth and if the Aliens like it, you'll get to keep it, if not they will blow it up and try again with someone else. You will have access to old Earths internet so you will have the choice on what technologies you introduce and when. You live in the ship, but you can choose to pop in and out of New Earth as you please. You will not be burdened with all 1 million humans at once. You can choose to add a small number of them at a time until you get the proper resources established.

Edit: The humans can reproduce, and will unless you implement some form of birth control to prevent them from doing so. Also the first 1 million humans will start with the basic knowledge of how to human and you can pick personality traits for them, like you would a Sim, but the babies they make are blank slates.

You don't have to try and make it a good society, you can choose to watch the world burn for 1,000 years. Up to you.

 

Its the 14th century and you've had no time to prepare, after you're done reading this post you are snapped. What do you do?

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