Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Better to Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 6 months ago

Because they would like to shop at Costco without having to deal with human beings that have more melanin than they do.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

I have yet to be in a car that can have all of its blindspots eliminated by using the mirrors. Even at the minimum, you're still gonna have to actually turn your fucking head around and look. Something more people need to be reminded of.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

That's not usually used for sarcasm, but to inflect a mocking tone.

"iS nO oNe GoInG tO mEnTiOn..."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

At least the NES version of TMNT could be beaten. I had the DOS version where one of the levels has a slight difference in platform height, making a jump that's possible on other versions to make and finish the level, impossible on the DOS version.

Zelda isn't really super hard, it just doesn't tell you were to go so you spend a lot of time doing shit until you hit a point where you need a tool you haven't yet found and have to go somewhere else.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago

A dome? Wouldn't an iron curtain be better? You can open and close it whenever you want!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Emojis go in replies. But trophies go right next to your username! 😤

Edit: Thanks for the trophy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

It's only gay if you knot.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

That's a fun phrase to say out loud.

"AMD-powered NUKE"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"I am fully-fucking-functional." - Data

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why is your wife peeing while standing up? 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My Jetta's engine just exploded into a fire ball one day going to work. Does that qualify as a "hoopty?"

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