2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.
Given the show this meme is taken from, I can't tell if the quote itself is unaltered or not. 🤣
Siri; Play news from The Onion.
Lots of cheese. Don't need to wipe if your shit is solid as a brick.
I picture the scene in the 1999 movie The Mummy where Beni gets eaten by beetles, but they're mosquitoes.
I mean... How do we know for sure that the Pharaoh's curse wasn't that you'll die from a rust infected mosquito bite? 🤔
Would you kindly make Rapture a real place?
I actually care about my dad, and it was diabetes not cancer for my mom, but otherwise same. IDK WTF I can do if/when my dad ever needs care like that. Literally my biggest fear in life rn.
Mouth harp or washboard. There is literally no way to suck at them.
I thought LOTF was pretty good. Not as good as Lies of P, but up there. Certainly better than a bulk of the soulslikes I've tried or seen featured by Iron Pineapple's series about finding new soulslikes. The weakest thing was the story for me. It felt like it was trying too hard and had no original ideas.
Have you tried The Surge? Its kinda hit or miss across various aspects depending on whether you play the first or the second, but for the most part they are also fairly good. First one has a Dark Souls 1 feel for most of it, though the bosses kinda suck. The second one has better bosses, but the world vibe is really weird since it's actually populated and there are loads of side quests lol
Is there still a chance you'll send me to a Salvadorian prison with due process?
Uh... I mean, it kinda is. The world of the game itself is pretty wild. Monsters of a kind exist, and there is some sort of fog between the continents that csn literally make you stop existing without sci-fi tech to protect you. And it's growing.
Actually talking to the corpo lady on the boat, doing the church quests, as well as having a high Encyclopedia skill gives you tons of exposition about the world itself, and it is gnarly.