KittyBobo

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Apparently they're remaking Barbarella. Unfortunately they'll probably turn it woke and in the scene where she meets the hairy guy Barbarella will just lecture him about feminism and the robot that fucks you will be turned into some kind of transgender allegory and Duran Duran will be renamed to Theythem Theythem. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

As long as they don't expect me to work as hard I'm good. They'll come around to my way of thinking (lazy) eventually.

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to take the whole edible and I think I tripped too hard and got all existential. I woke up this morning and I'm still pretty buzzed.

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Racist Where's Waldo would be like: Can you find the ninja among all the terrorists?

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I know what the difference feels like anymore.

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not sure if I'm a femboy or if that's just cope for not being as masculine as I actually think I should be?

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I heard antifa had a power struggle and split into antifa and antiglu the militant anti-glutenists

[โ€“] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, I'm just doing a bit where if I see deleted by creator I make a comment to imply they posted something weird.

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