Could be much worse! I think maybe I just need to exercise or something in the morning. The combination of sleeping in and not having a morning walk I do to work is probably what's getting me.

I get one day off a week and it's the only day when I feel like my brain is fogged up and I'm too tired to do anything.

Anywhere else on the internet it's "I'd make sure the trolley problem ended with everyone dying. Also I get a boner whenever I eat chicken nuggets because I think about how I'm dominating an animal."

Megathread

I got my octopus plushie and it's the best one 🐙

Throwback to this real life chad/virgin meme.

Common cisconception

YouTube has a new strategy where they recommend videos of Vietnam vets so that I'll make comments to test the limits of their automated filters.

Is it accurate to say that the west wasn't ideologically opposed to the Nazis and were only threatened because Hitler did what he did in Europe and threatened other "civilized" countries influence instead of just doing famine and genocide in Africa or Asia like a good emperor?

Someone cracked Call of Duty Cold War so I figured it's a good day to get high and play it. I really hate how game journalists tried to claim this game was somehow a deep satire. Like you can't fathom the people that make Call of Duty don't share your politics and made some jingoistic schlock. At least you get to side with the good guys in the end.

My boss called me last night but not about work just about a new restaurant that opened up and it took a lot of effort not to sound like I was stoned off my ass.

My Shark Tank pitch is estrogen for transgender dogs.