KittyBobo

It's settled then. I'm going to commission a Kitty Bobo vtuber model and start making videos where I just read out effort posts from Hexbear and pretend they're my own words. It's the perfect crime. 😼

Yeah, I see what you mean.

I got halfway through before I got bored.

I identify with the plagiarism YouTuber. I also don't care about my job and see it as just a paycheck too so I do the bare minimum to make money. Like, unitonically, that's the system we have that incentivizes us to do the least work to get paid. I'll reserve my ire for cops and landlords, not some YouTuber who is ruining the sacred art form of YouTube content by phoning it in to get paid.

Edit: I think I see what the problem is. I only watched the part about the pyramid head cartoon plagiarizing articles, I didn't even see anything about the other guy.

I should be allowed to tell rich people I hate them. I get to define how much someone needs to be rich, and if you tell me that number is way too low to define someone as rich I'll make fun of you twice as much and if you have a problem with it well go wipe off your tears with money why don't ya, you rich fuck.

Because of asparagus my pee smells weird.

Visiting family is always awkward because they're talking about how they've got 2.5 kids now and they're remodeling their home and when they ask what I've been up to I'm just like, "Uh... I rewatched Ahhh! Real Monsters. That show was pretty wild... Y'all ever tried asparagus?"

I feel like my family would basically be okay with me no matter what I did but not because they'd accept or understand anything I do and more that there's been so much dysfunction and people being in bizarre situations in my family that I don't even think coming out as a trans America hating communist would phase them anymore.

Nobody ever names their furry characters John or Dave. They're always named something fancy like Darby or Oliver.

I remember liking it when it came out but I hadn't seen the Sopranos at that point.

Video games aren't woke enough. The next Far Cry game better let me wear a hijab.

See it's weird because in Babar the elephants are a monarchy yet they're democratic in a lot of communal ways like how Babar's name was voted on. For the next four hours this video essay will discuss the neocolonial politics of Babar.