KittyBobo

joined 2 years ago
[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Ordered 50 delta 9 gummies and some delta 9 seltzer and matching Rocko's Modern Life shirt and underwear. What'd you get for Christmas?

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If we're taking bot ideas from Reddit here's a good one, a reminder bot. ReminderBot, remind me in one year if my predictions on Ukraine were based or cringe!

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

In the future we won't have to worry about our appliances spying on us and taking our privacy away. We'll just tell them directly and remove all doubt of what information they have on us. "Google!" You'd call out to your toaster as you dry your hair after a shower, "I was thinking of converting to Islam. Can you adjust my Amazon recommendations accordingly?"

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

invalid_bot_action >:^(

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Never fear, Kitty Bobo is here! Who better to fill the power vacuum and become mod? I don't drink, I've never had sex, and I'm far too timid to abuse my powers. Vote for Bobo!

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I was trying to get some LEDs to stick in my nose so it'd glow but I couldn't get it to work 😿

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've got a reindeer outfit 🦌

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Okay, well you're getting canceled too.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm considering doing a bit where I get you canceled by saying these posts are ableist towards people with severe anxiety or something.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is always the case but those seem like the sort of stories you'd write if you were trans but didn't have the language to describe what you feel and had no other people to talk to about it so it just comes out in your stories as a desire to be closer to your desired gender.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Xerking off with Xi

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Obama was cool ⬜️🤓

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