KittyBobo

joined 2 years ago
[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't get why they even bother taxing me if they're just going to return it anyway.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I want to start doing livestreams but instead of blogging or playing a videogame it's just me scrolling through eBay trying to find old Looney Tunes memorabilia I want to buy. Stream sniping is what we'll call it when I try to buy something but someone buys it before I can.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

What I'd do is find a joke I think is funny, copy it to a text file with the date, and after two years have passed post that as if it were your own joke. No one will suspect a thing.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Like we needed any more proof that Hexbears are rightwing. Look, they collect MAGA stickers for crying out loud!

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

IOF in their tank when a red triangle appears over their head, "Not again!"

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Faked a receipt for this iPad to see if I can trick Apple in to unlocking it for me. I technically did steal it, just not from the original owner, so even if I had obtained it legally I'd still be dealing with this pain in the ass activation lock. You don't get this problem on Android devices, theres always a way to reset. At this point I don't think I even want to keep it, I might just sell it. Anyone want a 3rd gen iPad?

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a train derailment thing where this stuff was already happening constantly but because of one big news story we're only now hearing about it?

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Romans did it

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

If I post that's just because I'm insecure and I care too much about what internet people that may as well be videogame NPCs for as much of a real connection I have to them think. But if I don't post it's just because I'm insecure about seeming so insecure as to post.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I can fix him.

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you ever created your own idioms?

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